Officer Polonius?

Okay, so a little while back I was having problems with these two women going around writing checks in my name and things just went on a roller coaster from there. Well it has now gotten to the part where the roller coaster slows to an eventual stop. One day, I will get off from this stressful ride. However, I haven't heard from any companies asking me for any affidavits or police reports, so I hope I can safely assume one of two options, a) the girls have been caught and are in prison for a few years to learn their lesson but will probably get out on bail, or b) they ran out of checks. The latter of the two is probably most likely. The third option is that they found someone else's checks and began tormenting those poor souls. I pray not, though.

Anyway, I received a statement from a law office a couple of days ago saying that I had not sent any information concerning one of my checks to Security Check, LLC. I found that to be a little odd so I called and the law firm...corporation...thing and let them know I would try again. When I got off the phone I went to my files and in them I found not only the things I had sent, but the two fax reports as well. They had already asked TWICE about the damn thing. So I called the law office back, quite agitated, and let them know the problem. I was heard loud and clear and they gave me a direct fax number to them so that in the event Security Check bothered me again, their lawyers would already have proof I sent it. My other response is, if they keep harassing me I am going to get my own lawyer and have this settled in court. >=(

On with the subject! I told you all of that to tell you this (in the words of Ron White), Detective Boles was the one who made the suggestion about calling an attorney. After we talked about that, he asked how my state job was going and I said it was just perfect and that I was sad to leave in July (because I am only a temp, blast it). He kind of half smiled and said there was a position opening up soon in the Prattville Police Department for a secretary or an officer and that I should apply there. I found this to be very fortuitous for me because it is just the experience I need to jump start my future. Not as a secretary, but as a police officer. And as I work my way through college, I can finally achieve my goal: HOMICIDE DETECTIVE!!!! ...oops. You weren't supposed to know that. (Joshua! The Ice Man interviews came on A&E and I totally missed it!!!! No!!!!!)

Okay, I spilled. I want to go into homicide and become a great detective and eventually write about my experience as one. And no. The CSI shows did not inspire me. When I was in my senior year of high school, I took Criminal Justice courses and I found that I really enjoyed it. I did a lot of research and passed all three classes without a problem. On Amazon, I have several books listed that I want to read, some of them are even class books. The first book I ordered is Psychopathia Sexualis and it's due here some time next week. It was mentioned several times in this last book I read (The Serial Killer Files, Harold Schecter). It has peaked my interest and I would definitely want to read Krafft-Ebing's book. There are others that seemed of interest, but not a real priority right now. There is one book that really needs editing, but I've already started it, so I need to finish it. (As with other books I've read. They weren't great, but I might as well have completed them.)

Tonight I am going to see Henry VI Part A and I am excited! Katie told me where I will be sitting is a good seat because one of the actors will fall dead at my feet...well, the character does. Then Saturday I'll be able to see Gregory (actor) "vigorously decapitate someone". I heard the way he does it is quite hilarious. Overacting can do that. ;-p

Mom and I have made up and tomorrow we are going to see Thinking of You. I've heard there's a lot of innuendos in it and I am not entirely interested in that. I just hope the plot will be good.

*sigh* I am sleepy. Take care! Laters!